Sure, we could do another feel-good Christmas piece on how kids write the darndest things to Ol’ St. Nick. But wouldn’t it be more interesting to see what some truly naughty characters wish for – and what lengths they’ll go to to butter up the big guy in red?

Naughty #1… Grendel’s Mother, Beowulf

Naughty #2… Sweeney Todd

Naughty #3: Jack Torrance, The Shining

Naughty #4: Victor Frankenstein, Frankenstein

Naughty #5: Pennywise the Clown, It

Naughty #6: Sauron, The Lord of the Rings

Naughty #7: Cthulhu’s Cult, “The Call of Cthulhu”