The Shmoop Students’ Bill of Rights

You have the right to:

1.    Find your writing groove. The biggest schoolyard bully is the blank sheet of paper. Time to strike back.

2.    Save your energy drinks for a fun night out. Shmoop will help you kick that can by supplementing your sleep-inducing (and wallet-draining) textbooks.

3.    A lotta links. Photo-audio-video-…stuff like that.

4.    Learn like it’s the 21st century. Text and printed books are kinda 20th century (15th century, actually) – but great stories are timeless.

5.    Debate with your teachers. Every story has multiple sides.

6.    Find literature, history, and poetry relevant – inspiring, even – to the life you live today.