4 Easy Ways to Get Ahead Before College

‘Sup, senior Shmoopers?

How’s that senioritis treating you? Classes are almost over, you’ve made your college decisions, and now you’re stocking up on license plate holders and lanyards and anything else that sports your new school logo. (iPhone case, anyone?)

If you can’t curb the college excitement, here are a few ways to stay busy that don’t involve obsessively checking your admitted students Facebook group.

1. Choose a major.

You might have a few years and several panic attacks left before you have to commit to a major, but it can’t hurt to think about it now. After all, isn’t that the whole point of going to college? To, uh, learn some stuff? Poke around on your school’s website and see what they have to offer. It’ll be a huge help when the time comes to sign up for classes: you won’t want to skip Physics 101 if you plan on working your way up to Advanced Topics in Quantum Mechanics. (You overachiever, you.)

2. Apply for (more) scholarships.

If you’re thinking, “been there, done that,” then…way to be on top of things. If you’re thinking, “all the deadlines have passed, so it’s too late,” then…way to be wrong. There are thousands of scholarships out there, many of which are still accepting apps, so keep looking. And in case your brain has already switched into Summer Mode (a.k.a. off), Shmoop’s College Scholarship Essay Lab can help you apply.

P.S. Scholarships aren’t only for incoming freshmen. You can apply for new scholarships every year. (The fun never stops, arewerite?)

3. Think about extracurriculars.

College is going to be your home away from home for the next few years. And as much as you love listening to lectures, pulling all-nighters, and studying for exams without any breaks, you’ll probably get a little antsy…and a little friendless. So poke around and see what looks good: knitting club, student government, Quidditch team…whatever floats your boat. (Boat floating might even be an option.)

4. Relax.

Stress. Separation anxiety. That extra donut you had last night. Lots of things might make your stomach turn when it comes to college planning. But, believe us, you’ll have plenty of time to deal with all that. For now, take a break from all the checklists and worried excitement to enjoy some quality time with your friends and family. Trust us: you’ll miss your little brother’s obsession with Cool Whip when you’re off at school.

Good luck finding the senioritis antidote,

Quote of the Week

“My only plan after graduation
was to become a full-time gunter.”

~ Ready Player One

We know you’re headed for bigger and better things than this guy. Is “gunter” even a real job? Just sayin’.

5 Tips for Conquering Procrastination

Hi, Shmoopers!

We dare you to list a hundred things that are more exciting than studying.

Nope. Stop. That was a trick.

You were supposed to say, “I’m too busy studying to play your stupid game.” But you didn’t. So…if you’re worried that your procrastination skills are sharper than your study skills, then this one’s for you.

5 Tips for Conquering Procrastination

1. Procrastinate productively.

Sometimes, not procrastinating isn’t an option. (We all have days like that.) If that’s the case, procrastinate with something productive. Example? When you need a break from AP* Stats or AP Micro, try Math Shack. It’s no Gossip Girl reruns, but it gives you a break without losing your math momentum.

2. Give yourself incentives.

You know how dogs seem to learn commands a little quicker when there’s a treat involved? Turns out that tactic works pretty well on humans, too. Next time you’re having trouble getting through an assigned reading, reward yourself with your favorite snack whenever you finish a chapter. Before you know it, you’ll have read the whole book—and eaten your weight in peanut M&Ms. (Save this one for after dinner.) P.S. We’ve got our own incentives at Shmoop in the form of Badgesand Shmoints. Use ’em.

3. Remove distractions.

Think you’re really good at multitasking? Spoiler alert: you’re not. Just turn off your TV and wireless connection, dudes. The funny cat videos and what-kind-of-junk-food-are-you quizzes will still be there when you’re done. Promise.

4. Break up your work.

Remember that time you read all of War and Peace in one sitting? No? Oh, that’s right—that’s because it’s impossible. Same goes for learning all of AP Bio in a night or writing your final essay the morning it’s due. Be sure to take it one step at a time; and if you dowait till the night before, be sure those steps are speedy.

5. Study with a friend.

…unless your friend is anything like that kid from Up who just won’t simmer down. In which case, find a new study partner.

Do you have other tips for pummeling procrastination? Tell us how you focus, using the hashtag #ShmoopStudyTips on Facebook or Twitter.

Then get back to work.

Quote of the Week

“I read seven or eight books a week outside of my schoolwork.”

~ The Chosen

We could all learn a thing or two about productivity from this guy.

*AP is a registered trademark of the College Board, which was not involved in the production of, and does not endorse, this product.

3 Simple Ways to Stay Sane During AP Season

Hey there, Shmoopers!

In case the sweaty palms and late-night cram sessions didn’t tip you off, AP* exams are right around the corner. Are you gearing up for battle against European History, priming yourself for Psychology, or calculating the probability of acing Stats?

Whatever’s on the horizon, it can be tough to keep your cool with so much on your plate. That’s why, this week, we’re serving up a list of three simple ways to stay sane during AP season.

1. Practice, Practice, Practice.

Stressing gets you nowhere. (Trust us—we’ve tried it many a time.) Practice, on the other hand? Golden. Taking practice exams will help you walk in on game day with the confidence of Beyoncé (hairflips optional but encouraged). Each of our AP prep products comes with multiple full-length practice exams, complete with answer explanations for the very rare occasion on which you don’t know the answer.

2. Spice Up Your Studying.

Have you reviewed your class notes so many times they’ve lost their meaning? Have you caught yourself reading the same paragraph over and over? Don’t let yourself turn into a study robot (although that would be kinda cool). Once you’ve made your way through our AP prep, try shaking things up a bit:

  • Learning guides highlight key points from what you’ve learned this year, walking you through different ways of looking at the subject.
  • Flashcards can help you with quick recall and will make sure you’re ready for any terms the College Board throws your way.
  • Essay Lab will get you ready for the AP essay questions—you’ll be busting out brilliant thesis statements in no time.
  • Videos show you the deets. If a picture is worth a thousand words, just imagine what an animated video can do for you. Here’s an example:

3. Remember the Big Picture.

No matter how together you feel, there are going to be times you want to give up studying and just watch cartoons in your pajamas. First things first: that’s okay. Everyone’s allowed a pajama cartoon once in a while. Once that’s out of your system, though, think about why you’re even taking all these tests to begin with. Maybe it’s to help you get into your dream college. Maybe it’s to help you choose a career path. Or maybe Big Brother made you do it. Whatever the reason, remember what prompted you to start, and let that motivate you as you sprint toward the finish line.

You got this.

Keep us updated on your study adventures via Facebook or Twitter with the hashtag #ShmoopAP.

Quote of the Week

“The Brain—is wider than the Sky—
For—put them side by side—
The one the other will contain
With ease—and You—beside—”

~ Emily Dickinson

Start your brain stretching ASAP.

*AP is a registered trademark of the College Board, which was not involved in the production of, and does not endorse, this product.

Robots vs. Human Labor: The Smackdown

There’s a war going on—you just don’t see it or feel it.


Which war? We’re talking about Robots vs Human Labor: the smackdown.

Really? Again? Haven’t we been hearing about robots replacing Labor for half a century? Is this really an issue we have to worry about? It feels like we’ve been through this dance 100 times in the last 50 years, and it always ends up being a joke when the battery is pulled out of the back of the robot and someone raises a red flag as Labor wins.

For the most part, yeah—that pattern has in fact been the case. Robots have been deployed by Labor to make jobs better and more efficient. Even the American auto industry, which fought the adoption of machine-assisted-manufacturing until it almost killed itself, has given in. Today, robots are a key element inside the plants at GM and Ford. They can also serve cocktails and work as lab technicians.

Robots in one form or another are here to stay—but there really is something different in the waters today, something that wasn’t around 20 years ago or even 5 years ago: the tools, machinery, operating systems, battery power, diagnostics, competitive forces, and other controls which feed the productivity of robots have becom seriously cheap to produce. And they’re being produced on a mass scale.

For the first time in history, there will be a rational financial discussion revolving around the capital efficiency of deploying a marginal robot instead of a marginal human. Sound cold?

You got it.

It’s All About the Benjamins

But here’s the thing: companies hire managers to make them money. It is the job of the CEO and everyone below her to add value to the bottom line—and if they don’t, the company fades into mediocrity and then oblivion in a globally competitive marketplace. See Europe for details.

So if Company X doesn’t take advantage of all that technology offers to profitably sell a lug-nut for $1.28, then Company Y willl take advantage of all that technology offers and sell that lug-nut for $1.02. Goodbye, Company X. It sounds harsh, but…so is Darwin.

The classic economic calculation that CEOs make goes like this: marginal product of capital / cost of capital equals marginal product of labor over wage, or


Marginal product of capital (MPK) is the additional output from one additional unit of capital (K). Marginal product of labor (MPL) is the additional output from one additional unit of labor.

Basically, these CEOs look at the productivity of Labor over its wage rate versus the cost of capital to its efficiency. The cost of capital (i.e., machinery) has a big fixed cost—but little marginal cost. When the capital needed gets a whole lot smaller, it puts pressure on what management is able to pay labor, even if they wanted to pay Labor the maximum that management could pay. (If they paid more, in a globally competitive environment, the company would go bankrupt.)

Consider this:

For producers, the end goal of producing goods is to make as much profit as they can. How do you calculate the profit? It’s the total revenue of all products produced minus the total cost of all products produced (what you made minus what you spent). If you want to break it down into averages, just divide the total profit by the total output.

So how do producers maximize their profits? Producers can increase the profits they make by reducing the cost of the inputs they use in production.

The problem is that most products on the market today are not made up of just one input. In fact, it is near impossible to think of anything that only takes one factor of production to make. So not only do producers have to worry about minimizing the cost of their inputs, they also need to consider the best combination of inputs that will help increase the total output but keep costs as low as possible, given the prices and production constraints they have.

If you’ve already learned about consumer utility maximization, you know how to figure out the best possible, lowest costing input combination. Here’s the equation:


Here’s an example:

McDonald’s is having a special: they’re selling their large McFlurry ice cream for $2.00 each. McDonald’s needs both the McFlurry machine and the manpower to run the machine if it wants to produce these delectable treats. The goal is to sell 100 McFlurries per hour…at the least possible total cost. Each worker is paid $8.00/hour, and the McFlurry machine costs $20.00/hour to run and maintain. The marginal physical product, or additional output of the next marginal unit of input, of the worker is 24 McFlurries/hour; for the machine it’s 60/hour. So is McDonald’s minimizing their costs?

24/$8 = 60/$20
3/$1 = 3/$1

In this case, McDonald’s has done a good job in finding the best possible combination of inputs in order to minimize cost.

But what if it hadn’t?

Why does increasing one input decrease the marginal physical product? Production has diminishing marginal returns. After a certain point, adding more of a variable input within the constraints of a fixed input in the short run will actually hurt productivity and profits rather than increase it.

When producers are successful in finding the best combination of inputs in order to minimize costs in making goods and services, they’re said to be at productive efficiency. This way, producers can maximize their output with the given constraints due to fixed inputs and, in the end, maximize their profits.

Everyone’s Favorite Robot: The ATM

Robots are not new; the only “new” element we’re beginning to encounter is that they’re cheaper to produce. Think about it: a computer with the processing power of your new iPhone (which cost about $400 today, give or take), in 1980 would have cost about $25,000. Same computations—just much less math per penny.

It’s also not new that society and business adopt and embrace robots at scale when they make sense.

We’d say that the greatest robot in history from a consumer perspective is The Versateller/Automated Teller Machine—you know it as an ATM. It counts money accurately, it’s usable 24/7, and it gives you 85% of everything you’d need from a bank. Plus, it’s never in a bad mood and it doesn’t ask you how your day is going as if it cares.

Faceless banking became the darling of American banking experience in the 90s, and Americans clearly loved ‘em. Iif they didn’t want a machine taking their deposits, checking their balances, and counting out their $20s, they would have waited for that “friendly” human face behind the counter to do it for them between the hours of 10:00AM and noon and then 1:00 and 4:00PM…plus 3 or 4 hours on a Saturday. If the world didn’t want Versatellers, there wouldn’t be millions of them installed.

But that’s not the case. We loves our robots in banking.

How many bank teller jobs did those machines replace? Lots.

Then…the economy grew. And the scope and influence of banks grew. And with more liquidity in the system brought on by easy access to cash, you could argue that the Versateller robots actually helped the economy grow.

But what about those jobless tellers? What did they end up doing instead? Probably other semi-professional service jobs.

Versatellers crept in slowly starting in the late 1980s. And without a tidal wave of unemployed laborers from many industries, workers could find other venues in which to gain employment. The Versateller Transition was relatively painless, and the world of human workers survived that battle.

The McFlipper

Today we face a very different landscape.

Human economic vulnerability to robot labor changes dramatically when robots are cheap to produce and easy to scale. Duh. Commodity parts, standardized operating systems, a competitive market producing cheap servo motors and power systems, and simply better management of the processes has come together to create the much-discussed McFlipper.

The McFlipper is a robot that costs $100,000 to build and does a dozen things:

  1. It pours drinks.
  2. It flips burgers.
  3. It senses via laser when burgers are done.
  4. It cuts potatoes.
  5. It fries fries.
  6. It takes orders from windows speaking perfect English or Spanish.
  7. It “markets” the new sandwich du jour by asking the buyer if they’d like to try the McSushi Platter for a dollar off.
  8. It makes correct change from a $20 or debits correctly each time from an iPhone app.
  9. It loads new buns as needed.
  10. It senses when the grill needs to be cleaned.
  11. It cleans the grill.
  12. It calls for its own maintenance every 1,432 hours of operation as required by the people insuring Mr. Robot McFlipper.

The McFlipper does not do a few things:

  1. Accidentally sweat or drop hair in the food
  2. Be late to work
  3. Get sick
  4. Steal
  5. Complain about work conditions
  6. Need much human management
  7. Need recruiting
  8. File lawsuits for wide ranges of real or non-real abuses

Flipping burgers used to be the start of a nice blue-collar career that led to store management—maybe even regional management—and was a spectacular way for a high school graduate to earn a very nice living and have a high quality life.

There are about 3.5 million similar jobs in the U.S. (and probably 6 times that in the word). Yeah, that’s a lot of jobs.

So let’s do some math.

A McFlipper costs $100,000 today—that’s for a robot that performs all of the above functions, at modest scale. (Obviously the very first McFlipper will have cost millions to produce with lots of research and development and failure having been a natural part of its construction.)

So at big scale—like if we are producing a million of them—we’re going to say that it costs $50,000 each. Uh, how can a relatively simple robot cost more than a very nice car? Well, it’s likely that the $50,000 per unit comes down dramatically over the next decade or so. See: car prices.

So this robot replaces…what?

Let’s see. The robot works 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, which are the hours of most fast food joints. That’s 168 hours. One full time worker works 40 hours/week and earns $15/hour or $600/week or, say, $30,000/year. The company then pays pension and taxes and benefits on top of that $30,000 so that it costs their employer about $40,000 to pay that worker.

So if a McFlipper is going to cost $50,000 and costs, say, $5,000 a year in electricity, maintenance, insurance, and cleaning and has an expected lifespan of 10 years—at which point it is literally just thrown in the trash heap to be melted down into fishing hooks—we can “straight line” depreciate its value to the tune of about $5,000 a year. It costs the company $5,000 in depreciation and $5,000 in maintenance for a total of $10,000 a year.

Now there are other costs with the McFlipper, of course. It had to be procured (i.e. bought properly), installed, managed through that little earthquake, rebooted a few times during that lightning storm and, oh yeah, there was interest expense associated with the cost of that initial $50,000 in capital. And probably a bunch of other things we can’t predict like when the ghost of Jimmy Hoffa inhabits its operating system and makes it…dance.

But those costs map reasonably onto the additional costs to hiring—and firing—human beings to do the same jobs the robot is doing. There is “load” in real corporate America today in the form of lawyers, human resources, lots of exchanged paperwork, and a store manager who has to chide tardiness. Let’s just say that there’s a wash there in “load costs.”

So, in a given year where a McFlipper replaces 4 bodies at $40,000 each or a total cost of $160,000 (and where the McFlipper costs $10,000 a year), that one robot is saving $150,000 a year. (How’d we come up with 4 bodies? Well, one body works 40 hours a week and a given store is open 168 hours. Using advanced Andreessen-approved calculus, that’s about 4 bodies that one robot replaces, assuming full utility of all 168 hours— and yes, at 2:00AM, the place likely doesn’t need to be fully staffed.) Multiply the number by a dozen employees per store and it’s a stunning savings. It would let the fast food joint drop the price of burger meals 50 cents or more each—and still make the same profit.

Shareholders own the corporation, so they’re the ones making the tactical robot decisions. Shareholders (i.e., owners) hire management to make them money. And how do you make money? By spending less. Fast food is a highly competitive industry with loads of local players fighting the big national chains in a daily wrestling match in the real hunger games. Every penny counts, and if a McFlipper helps save even a nickel or a dime a burger, that’s big. In practice, per meal, it probably saves a lot more. Billions of dollars flow to the bottom line for shareholders and…they’re happy.

Would it be malfeasance/mismanagement if a company didn’t adopt the robots to do its bidding? Would you vote to hire management who made you less money than they could have? Do you think consumers will vote to pay 50 cents more for a meal made only by humans versus one with robots?

Probably not.

Other Industries

Of course, it’s not all about the McFlipper. What about other industries?

Perhaps the most inked arena of our time is the transportation industry: the driverless car, the driverless truck, the driverless ship…oh, and ever see the video of the Tesla factory? Or the humanless floor at the Amazon shipping department?

What about tollbooth operators, DMV workers, and moon walkers?

What we’re painting here is a tsunami—not a gentle rain like the one the world felt when Versatellers were unleashed around the world. And perhaps ironically, it’s worth noting that robots eat robots: it’s pretty likely that payment apps on cell phones, coupled with virtual currencies (hello, Bitcoin), will replace a very large percentage of Versatellers in the world. After all, the hard currency cash that is their primary value-add will no longer be needed at such full scale. That is, Versatellers will exist… but a third or fewer will remain in operation.

So what’s gonna eat the McFlipper?

A Midsummer Night’s Dream Takes Home the Championship

As you get ready for tonight’s and tomorrow’s NCAA championship games, we’re here to present to you the winner of Shakespeare’s Sweet Sixteen.

It was a bloody finish. First, Henry IV Part 1 took out All’s Well that Ends Well in a blowout victory that shocked the pundits. Then—and we’re not sure if it was the love juice, the kooky cast of characters, or Puck’s final speech—something wowed our thousands of voters, and A Midsummer Night’s Dream took home the trophy.


Let’s celebrate this dramatic victory extravagantly—after all, you can never have too much of a good thing when it comes to Shakespeare.

What’s your take on the results? Let us know on Facebook or Twitter with the hashtag #Shakespeare16.

Vote for the Champion of Shakespeare’s Sweet Sixteen

April fools!

It’s been quite a dramatic tournament (pun intended): from fake-outs to three-act shots to stage defense, we’ve seen it all. But the crowd has spoken, and now we’re left with our top four Shakespeare plays.


Don’t get up in arms, but we’ve decided to speed things up and conduct one final four-way contest. That means you’re not just voting for a play—you’re voting for an entire genre of play. Who’s going to take home the win?

Will it be tragedy, represented by the always mopey Macbeth? Or will comedy come out on top with the help of Puck and A Midsummer Night’s Dream? Can the problem plays pull out a big win with All’s Well That Ends Well? Or will Henry IV Part 1 somehow take it home for the histories?

Vote for your favorite play/genre and then wait with bated breath for the champion to be announced on Monday. Come what may—we know the best play will win. And when it does, we will celebrate…with pomp and circumstance.

Big Upset in Shakespeare’s Sweet Sixteen

Sixteen plays began the battle, and now only eight remain. Vote to your heart’s content to keep your horse in the running and protect your bracket. The winner is far from a foregone conclusion.


Check back in next week to see who advanced!