This Friday is the beginning of Passover and we're celebrating...while we study for the APs that kick off in just a few weeks. Shalom.
Modern Jews celebrate Passover with a Seder—a ceremonial dinner—which commemorates the exodus of the Israelites from Egypt. During the Seder, the Seder plate holds various symbolic foodstuffs and plays a big part in the rituals.
So while we were procrastinating—er, getting hyped—we decided to see which APs would fit on the Seder plate. Here's what we came up with.
The AP Seder Plate
The Shank Bone
The shank bone, which symbolizes the sacrifice the Israelites made the night before the exodus, represents last-minute cramming the night before the...exam. But unlike the shank bone, which you don't eat, you'll have to devour those APs.
The roasted egg is meant to remind us of springtime and new beginnings (along with loads of other stuff). So we'd say egg duty on the AP Seder plate would be split between AP Chemistry (Thursday, May 9th test date) and AP Environmental Science (Monday, May 6th test date). Get a Shmoop license to check out these AP videos that will make you cry happy tears...no yolk.
The Bitter Herbs
On the Seder plate, the bitter herbs (a.k.a. maror and hazeret) represent the bitterness of slavery. During AP season, AP Capstone represents the bitterness of the other exams when they heard that they could have had cool names like that, too. Sorry, "AP Physics 2: Algebra Based."
The charoset (usually represented by fruit, cinnamon, and nuts...mmm) symbolizes the mortar used by the Hebrew slaves to build stuff. In AP land, the honor goes to AP Computer Science. You may not be able to build pyramids with Java, but you can build websites...and a killer resume.
The parsley (a.k.a. karpas) gets dipped in salt water, representing, on the one side, the initial prosperity of the Israelites in Egypt, and on the other side, the tears of the Hebrew slaves. It's the AP Comparative Government and Politics of the Seder plate.
"Let my people go."
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And while you're at it, let them ace their AP exams...please?